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S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

Color

White Crunchberry Island Reef Lagoon Blue Butter Bay Blossom Chalky Mint Chambray Ivory Mustard Orchid Violet Watermelon Yam Sapphire Neon Pink

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	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A little rebellious, a lot relatable: this “I Told Myself to Act My Age… But I Don’t Listen to Old People” T-Shirt is made for anyone who keeps their playful spirit well beyond the expected age. The bold navy lettering and expressive accents bring a witty, carefree energy to birthdays, retirement celebrations, reunions, and everyday adventures. Made from substantial garment-dyed cotton, it has a relaxed feel that settles in comfortably for weekend plans, coffee runs, and conversations that refuse to take themselves too seriously. Wear it when “acting your age” sounds far less fun than being yourself.

Product features
- 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and rich, lived-in color
- Double-needle stitching and seamless tubular construction for durability
- Available in sizes S–4XL and 62 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean